The Funny Forgotten Cart Email

SUBJECT: Your [Product] is writing you a letter PREVIEW: It has been sitting in the cart. Alone. Thinking. Hi [Customer Name], We do not usually let products speak for themselves, but this one insisted. "Dear [Customer Name]. It has been a while. I am still here in the cart, staring at the checkout button. I have made friends with a shipping box. He seems nice. But I would rather be with you." Anyway. We told it to calm down. But it does have a point. Your [Product] is still reserved: [Discount Link]